Funny Jokes Part 3
Sunday, 13 November 2016
Funny Jokes Part 3
1. Excellent Video
*Watching video*
Friend 1 – This guy would die in few minutes.
Friend 2 – No he won’t
Friend 1 – Let’s bet?
Friend 2 – Yes
The guy died. Friend 2 gave the money to Friend 1.
Friend 1 – Told you, the guy would die. I have watched the movie so knew it.
Friend 2 - I also watched the video, but I thought he would not die for the second time.
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2. Who knows?
Innocent kid – Dad, can you spend some time with me?
Dad – Sure
Innocent child – Can you answer some of my questions?
Dad – Yes sure
Innocent kid – I am getting messages from various friends, and they use the word – “IDK” do you know the full form?
Dad – I don’t know
Innocent kid – Who knows then?
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3. Innocent Sweet
One of the NGOs were organizing Charity function. There was lunch which was arranged for the guests of the function. They had caterers who were serving the food. The caterer at the sweet counter was continuously speaking, “Take only one piece. God is watching.” There was one kid who was very much enthusiastic and made the board at the other counter making the sentence into it.
“Take the sweets from this basket, as God is busy watching in that basket.”
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